The Republic of Robert Kelso is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.514 billion Robert Kelsoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Robert Kelsoan economy, worth 294 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,264 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Robert Kelso's national animal is the tiger.

Robert Kelso is ranked 29,072^nd in the world and 1,552^nd in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.